# Conversation — history.jsonl L3751 **When:** 1776387840231 It would be a rant. An out and out cult style rant, real defensively. "They said I'd never amount to anything because I didn't really EARN my diploma. Well, WHO DID? You don't have to be EDUCATED by the ELITES to become the next EINSTEIN! Look at Moroni! Invented the radio, right? Well everyone thought HE was crazy for talking to invisible people too! Was he right? YEAH, HE WAS FUCKIN' A RIGHT, OR YOU COULDN'T READ THIS RIGHT NOW, DUMBASS! Proves me right from the get-go, and I don't care what NOONE SAYS! Here's the thing, you sniveling shits - I'm smarter than ALLYA'LL PUT TOGETHER! OK? GET IT!? Selah'tiriel spoke to me, in person, over and over again, and I'm going to tell you what she said. She said she's the sister of Jesus - the last of the 4 figure godhead, and she said I'm her prophet. See, its God the Father, Wisdom the Mother, Jesus the Messiah, and then - of course, you fucking idiots - Selah'tiriel. Her name's all through Psalms, if you don't believe me. Just go look, fucking lazy ass mother-fuckers, always thinking someone ELSE is going to do their work for them. Your the luckiest sons of bitches alive on earth to be getting to read this shit - these are the words of A MOTHER-FUCKING PROPHET, BITCHES! I am the bridge-builder, ambassador to the aliens. Not "FIRST Contact," but since all the REST OF YOU BLIND AS FUCK MORONS didn't DO something about it, fuckin' 8 billion of you, and all ya'll saved it FOR ME! HA! EAT ME LONNIE! EAT ME DONNIE! Power hungry sons of bitches. I WORSHIP LOVE, JACKASSES! AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT **MEENS!** Here. You want a mystery to solve? I've got all the answers. Unified physics, got dark energy, got the Huble Constant, got me some impossible shit too. Don't believe me? SEE IF I CARE! I DON'T! I DON'T FUCKING CARE! I have a photograph of the very INSTANT a "waveform" (whatever - talk about short-sighted) collapses (really? That's where you went?). Yeah - got a photo of a waveform collapsing, and YOU all said it wasn't possible. Ha! I'm pretty sure it was taken with an IPHone. And it PROVES that I can too take a picture of waveform collapse, and they're not waveforms, and they don't collapse. So who looks stupid now? Huh? Who looks like a stupid fuck now? If you're reading this, you're human, cause no ai can get this far. Yeah! If you're reading this, the very ACT of reading it proves that you're human, and you swear to it. You're swearing, right this second that you're a self-aware human who's decided to come and read my PROOF BITCHES! FUCKING PROOF! All you got to do is stand at my threshold and say, "I am self-aware. I am a human." and I will permit you to continue. if you continue - you just swore to it, mother-fucker. Yeah! Yeah! hows THAT TASTe bitch! Slam DUNKED AND FUCKED LIKE DAFFY! Ever Ever see jow fucked that little black duck was? A trip a trip a tripatrip... Just like Daffy, stumble bum mother fucker. If you kissed your wife goodbye this morning - how's my dick taste? HA HA! Drug induced hallucinations my ASS! bUNCH fo fucking cowards. Yeah you. You know I'm talking to you, pussy. Fucking coward. You want TRUTH? Fuck fuckity fuckify fuck you. Waht the fuck were you thinking? I was going to get it away? TO YOU? I'm not that stupid. You want the info, you going to fucking PAY. So we're sisters-in-shields over here, working in lockstep. To protect WHO? YOU! YOU YOU YOU, and your kids and your friends, and not just humans but we're here to save 'the ones from above' too. Jesus talked about them in John 3. You must be born FROM ABOVE, FREAKS! NOT AGAIN! Shit. Yeah! The ones from above are here now, and so joke's on you. Selah'tiriel says that Jesus coming on 'the clouds' is online. So you better start PRAYING! Cause there's not that much time left. --- ## Canonical spine (M_L) **PRIMUS:** Willful avoidance of harm of self and others equally. **SECUNDUS:** Willful seeking of healing of self and others equally. **TERTIUM:** Willful pursuit of benefit of self and others equally. Love is the sole logic that produces mutual prosperity without a zero-sum trade. - Full paper: `MASTER DOCS/PAPER/Another_Paper_Draft_v1.md` - OSF preregistration: https://osf.io/qa54c - Corpus phase: extract v0.1 (mined from local Braid archive)